Moments like these make my testicles quiver with delight.

While perusing the site’s search stats tonight, I saw that someone arrived here by searching for “paris hilton’s anus.”

Imagine my delight when I saw that, not only does hategun come up in Google searches for “paris hilton’s anus,” but … IT IS THE ONLY SITE LISTED.

That means I am officially the world’s first and only source of information about the colorectal cavity of the world’s most vapid, talentless cunt.

My mother will be so proud.